One of them broke out of the community again. The usual chest beating after one of the others got more attention. Alpha, Beta, who cares. That's twice in five days we had to listen to his howling.
Call Jane Goodall. This one needs socialization. Fast.
Actually, better to call Dr. Doolittle. He's the only one who can talk to the animals. Or sedate them when they're beyond hope. I think this one is.
But everyone says he can still write code. Worth saving, they say. Great, I say. You deal with him. I'd rather stick hot pokers in my eyes.
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